Religious right or P.C. left? Quotes 28 and 29

In this series of blog posts, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to read each quote and guess, before doing a Web search, whether someone in the religious right or the politically correct left said it.

28.

[in response to transgendered people's issues] Personally I am a giant sea slug trapped in a [human's] body but I don't think I want to have species re-assingment surgery.

29.

[in response to transgendered people's issues] I feel like a squirrel inside. You must address me with the correct squirrelific pronouns.