Fabulous queer dating tip #3: Look for love in all the wrong places.

If you're looking to find someone who will want to live the rest of his life with you and a Labrador retriever in Chantilly, try to find him at the bathhouse. If you're just looking for an evening of pouncing, try an LGBT church or political organization. Go to a leather bar and be horrified when you meet people into leather, or go to a twink dance club and be aghast when you don't. If none of those works, check out the guys in a straighter-than-straight environment.