Reality shows that I'd watch

• Postmodernists and young-earth creationists move to a remote, primitive village and live without the benefits of that nasty old modern science that they so disdain.
• Social conservatives move to an Islamic theocracy that has not been tarnished by the concept of constitutionally protected individual liberty.
• Twinks move to a community where everyone, including those who do the useful work in the community, is a twink.
• Ditto with lesbian separatists.
  

Open mouth, insert foot

Sometimes we need to know when to shut up. Carrie Prejean isn't the first otherwise completely forgettable person whom an activist hasn't transformed into a right-wing martyr. The situation is like that of a celebrity whose publicist pays people to dress up as bishops and denounce her, except that some activists seem to want to perform that service for free.