Thursday, November 5, 2009

Democracy and marriage (3)

Since conservatives are so sure that matters of public concern must be decided by the voters rather than by unelected liberal activist judges, they'll surely support the following amendment to the U.S. Constitution:
  1. The definition of marriage shall be determined by the voters of each of the several States, and the courts of the United States and of the several States shall lack subject-matter jurisdiction to intervene.
  2. The scope of the right to keep and bear arms shall be determined by the voters of each of the several States, and the courts of the United States and of the several States shall lack subject-matter jurisdiction to intervene.
  3. The freedom to prescribe and use medical marijuana shall be determined by the voters of each of the several States, and the courts of the United States and of the several States shall lack subject-matter jurisdiction to intervene.
  4. The electors of the President and Vice President of the United States shall be chosen by the voters of each of the several States, and the courts of the United States and of the several States shall lack subject-matter jurisdiction to intervene.
  5. For the purposes of this Article of Amendment, the district constituting the seat of government of the United States shall be considered to be one of the several States.

What do you mean, those other things are completely different?

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