Monday, December 7, 2009

Same-sex marriage and freedom of religion (2)

This letter to the editor argues that whenever secular law disagrees with a church's marriage law, that church still "has a constitutional right to follow its beliefs," even when that church is receiving public funds. Therefore, I propose to start my own church, get a public contract, and then declare ex cathedra that no marriage is valid in the eyes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn unless the spouses have paid our church an honorarium of $50,000. If anyone dares criticize me, I'll play the religious-bigotry card.


Lee451 said...

My, aren't you witty.

Pastor Isaac Peters said...

That's Catholicism, not genuine Christianity.

The Heterodox Homosexual said...

No actual rebuttals, then?