Thursday, September 16, 2010

Some certainties in life

  • Death
  • Taxes
  • True believers who have never read their own holy book
  • Apostates who have
  • That guy who looks drop-dead butch until the first time he either walks or talks
  • Tourists who think that traffic laws are only for locals
  • Road closures in D.C. for any reason or no reason
  • People who "know" your inner life better than you do
  • An item that goes on sale right after you buy it
  • A special that applies to everything except what you want to buy

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