Things God hates (earthquake edition)

In light of yesterday's festivities, we need to add to the list of things God hates:

• Rural central Virginia


• The National Cathedral and the Washington Mormon Temple


• D.C. (but you already knew that)


• The Washington Monument. Maybe those preachers who call it a pagan symbol are right.


• The tchotchkes on your shelves. Mine weren't affected, so God obviously prefers my tastes to yours.


• The Smithsonian Institution. Maybe God is smiting them for kowtowing to social conservatives.