Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Things God hates (earthquake edition)

In light of yesterday's festivities, we need to add to the list of things God hates:

  • Rural central Virginia

  • The National Cathedral and the Washington Mormon Temple

  • D.C. (but you already knew that)

  • The Washington Monument. Maybe those preachers who call it a pagan symbol are right.

  • The tchotchkes on your shelves. Mine weren't affected, so God obviously prefers my tastes to yours.

  • The Smithsonian Institution. Maybe God is smiting them for kowtowing to social conservatives.

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