Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Fabulous queer dating tip #23: If it's 1:15, you must be back together.
After that drama-filled breakup, do not go gentle into that good night; rage, rage, against the very situation into which you've chosen to put yourself. After having done everything in your power to alienate him, beg him to take you back; if nothing else, your mutual friends can use the entertainment. If you and he used to be one of the power couples in your community, try to get him to appear with you at public functions. You need to maintain your appearance as
the god-emperor of the hypocrites a responsible member of the community.