Friday, June 25, 2010

Today's vocabulary word: creationism

creationism, n. the doctrine that the universe was created by one or more gods. Creationism makes sense once you abandon monotheism in favor of bureaucracytheism. For example, the Divine Lawgiver who forbade sodomy and the Intelligent Designer who gave men prostates worked in different parts of the building and never spoke to each other.

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