Stuff gay men supposedly like: 17. Education

In the blue-collar suburb where I grew up, people regarded an interest in education as an infallible indicator of sexual orientation. Now, however, education is one of the two forbidden topics of conversation among gay men, the other being career. The irony, it burns! Also, gay men, notwithstanding popular opinion to the contrary, are still men, and most seem to want to be the smart one in the relationship, regardless of whether they actually are.